Jokes!! :D?!
Question:
Jokes!! :D?
Ok, I'm bored so I want to see who can tell me the best joke. I'll tell you one of mine.
One day 2 muffins are in the oven.
One says 'Holy man, it's hot in here!'
The other replies, 'HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!'
xD So yeah that's just a sample, so feel free to post your most funniest jokes ;D
Answers:
ok, here's a long but funny one:
one day, 3 prisoners decided to breakout of jail and so when the timing was right, they made a dash for it. they ran into a dead end and police were hot on their heels. there were 3 big empty rice sacks on the floor so they decided to each hide into one. then the police came...
police: they must be in the rice sacks. let's check out the first one...
criminal #1:"meow! meow!"
police: oh it's just a cat. let's check out the second one...
criminal #2: "woof! woof!"
police: oh it's just a dog. it's gotta be the last sack...
criminal #3: "potato! potato!"
... ... ... ... cheers!