Jokes!! :D?!


Question:

Jokes!! :D?

Ok, I'm bored so I want to see who can tell me the best joke. I'll tell you one of mine.

One day 2 muffins are in the oven.
One says 'Holy man, it's hot in here!'
The other replies, 'HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!'

xD So yeah that's just a sample, so feel free to post your most funniest jokes ;D


Answers:

ok, here's a long but funny one:

one day, 3 prisoners decided to breakout of jail and so when the timing was right, they made a dash for it. they ran into a dead end and police were hot on their heels. there were 3 big empty rice sacks on the floor so they decided to each hide into one. then the police came...

police: they must be in the rice sacks. let's check out the first one...

criminal #1:"meow! meow!"

police: oh it's just a cat. let's check out the second one...

criminal #2: "woof! woof!"

police: oh it's just a dog. it's gotta be the last sack...

criminal #3: "potato! potato!"

... ... ... ... cheers!


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