A cautionary tale......?!


Question:

A cautionary tale......?

A married couple of twenty years are driving along the road when out of the blue the husband says "I want a divorce, I have been having an affair with your friend and she is a far better lover than you" the wife who is driving increases her speed to 75mph, "I want the house, car & credit cards" He says. Calmly the wife increases her speed to 80mph the husband further pushes his luck by saying "I'm having the boat and villa too" The wife calmly increases her speed to 85mph and turns the car towards a concrete bridge the husband turns and asks her "isn't there anything you want ?" "No" she replies, "I have everything I need" The husband turns shocked and says "What's that then ?"

"The Airbag!"

hell hath no fury........


Answers:

EXCELLENT!!! hahaha that was the funniest joke i have heard in months.... got 2 go i have have to tell it to all of my friends :)


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