Joke: Little Johny?!

Joke: Little Johny?

Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
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The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to
come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's
word is "beautiful". Little Sally, would you please come up here and use
"beautiful" in a sentence?"

Little Sally walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and
said, "Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful woman in the world."

Teacher says, "Very good, Little Sally, you may sit. Little

3 weeks ago
Teacher says, "Very good, Little Sally, you may sit. Little
Frankie, your turn."

Little Frankie walked to the front of the room, thought for a
moment and said, "Teacher, the sunrise this morning was the most
beautiful sunrise I have ever seen."

Teacher says, "Very good, Little Frankie, you may sit. Little Johnny,
it's your turn."

Little Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment
and said, "Teacher, last night my big sister told my dad that
she was pregnant and he said, 'Beautiful, just ******* beautiful.'"

that is hilarious, I can't stop laughing~