Joke; How do you get to Heaven?!
Question:
Joke; How do you get to Heaven?
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven
I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and
tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was,"NO!"
By now I was starting to smile.
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children,and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?
"A six-year-old boy shouted out,
"YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' DEAD!"
Answers:
he he ha ha children are so succinct