Can i make u vomit girls ? proberbly with these 2 LMAO?!
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Can i make u vomit girls ? proberbly with these 2 LMAO?
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he
does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart
is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your pe*is is as hard as your
elbow, I'm in room 221."
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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the
husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've
got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his
wife again.
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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