Why Canadians can't be terrorists?!
Question:
Why Canadians can't be terrorists?
1. You can only carry so much C-4 in your touque.
2. When the explosion goes off you might spill your beer.
3. Saturday's no good for me, there's Hockey Night In Canada.
4. Not enough time to stop for a double-double at Tim's on the way.
5. If you blow up Parliament it might result in a National Holiday.
Any more you can add....
Answers:
You wouldn't want to cause undue distress and suffering to the protected species in the neighborhood.