Sorry to drag it out but for those of u following this is the end......?!
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Sorry to drag it out but for those of u following this is the end......?
23-I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there.
24-I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
25-I bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said 'Eurostar' I said 'Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin.
26-I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'
27-I went to the local video shop and I said, 'Can I take out The Elephant Man?' He said, 'He's not your type.' I said 'Can I borrow Batman Forever?' He said, 'No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow'
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Hehehehe hic hic!! I've just read all 4 pages of your jokes and I've got terrible hicups from laughing so much, my favourite was the batman one, t'pau!! oh, and 'analogue? no just a watch...
god i've got to stop or I'm gonna puke!