Joke for you?!
Question:
Joke for you?
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife"Listen...this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and has'nt seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck" If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you
To which the wife responds,"He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whipering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong hunny......I love you too!!"
Answers:
This has got to be the best joke of the year!!!!
Really really funny
ten out of ten
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha