Blondes truly do have brains!!! HAHA?!
Question:
Blondes truly do have brains!!! HAHA?
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the interstate one day so she eases the car over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrived. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde yelling, "What is going on here?" "My care broke down, Officer" says the woman calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Hellllllooooooooooooo, those are my emergency flashers!!" she replied. ;;;)
Answers:
lol...life wouldn't be as fun as it is without blonds,
Guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked her how she liked the game.
Blond: "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand though why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
Guy:"What do you mean?"
Blond: "All they kept screaming was: Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"