Muslim jokes ... humor ppl, please!?!

Muslim jokes ... humor ppl, please!?

There have been a couple totally lame jokes lately, so I figured I'd show some what Muslim humor really is. Do they make you giggle?

Here's one that's been circulated a bit, but maybe you haven't heard it:
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

3 weeks ago
This one's directed more towards Muslims, but I think other religions can relate:
Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Friday prayers and announced to the people:
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."



And some of my fave fave comedians:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qwenh-bh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8nkzrxik...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdqrnusaj...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fylaixnx0...

And this just makes me fall over laughing every time I see it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffo1tbc5g...

Enjoy!!

3 weeks ago
Oh, and Happy 4th!

Whoppingly good!! Thanks!! I've bookmarked the Even Steven thing. What a hoot!! The first joke is just TOO TRUE!!! Star!!!!!