Heehee, funny joke?!

Heehee, funny joke?

I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I
had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer?" . But there was no answer. This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?". But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?"

3 weeks ago
A little voice came out of the box:
.................................
wait for it...its worth it!!!!
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f****ng shoes on."

F*****g loved it! LMFAO! Seriously can't stop laughing, Yes i do have a slightly childish sense of humour but i really liked this one!