Two ducks on honeymoon.....?!
Question:
Two ducks on honeymoon.....?
They are in a motel in bed - just about to get it on....
Wife duck says " Shouldnt we use protection?"
Husband duck replies - "i havnt got anything - ill ring and ask reception".
So he calls the front desk......
" Can you send up some condoms please?"
"Certainly Sir......... shall i put them on your bill?
"No thanks - ill suffocate - just to the room is fine" ....
Answers:
BRILLIANT!!! I'm typing through the tears and trying to correct typos as I go along. Have a star!