I have never posted a joke before is this one ok?!
Question:
I have never posted a joke before is this one ok?
Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self hypnosis. And, to her joy, everything got much better.
However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes. This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him.
There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: "She's not my wife... She's not my wife...She's not my wife..."
sorry rose
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Believe it or not, Yahoo answers hit me with a violation for that Encyclopedia joke yesterday!!! Is that ridiculous or what?