Morning laugh!! 11 things ppl do on myspace?!


Question:

Morning laugh!! 11 things ppl do on myspace?

number ONE.
There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.



number TWO.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you ******* serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.



number THREE.
Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a ******* moron.



number FOUR.
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.


number FIVE.
Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 8'.
Who cares?!?
ITS MYSPACE!!!
If you really cared that much, you would
pick up the damn phone!


number SIX.
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
Asshole....


number SEVEN.
6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts,
and act like whores;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before MySpace,
and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!
MySpace should really be for adults....


number EIGHT.
If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins,
except for the ones about those ******* ringtones....


number NINE.
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains


number TEN.
If you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead ***** is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb!


number ELEVEN.
Myspace was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your ex!!
Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.


Answers:

12. They make comments and messages for a reason, quit using bullitens to tell your friends something.."kayla give me a call im gonna get in the shower and we'll go to the pool"... i mean cmon no one really cares...


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