A few that make me giggle.....?!

A few that make me giggle.....?

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"

I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport

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