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Never mess with........................

The C.I.A. are down to their three final candidates for a position as a spy on a very special mission.. The candidates are told .."We need someone who is 110% committed and trustworthy, someone who will put their country above all else including their family and friends. And so we have designed one final test..."
The candidates are each lead to a separate room and given a gun (unbeknown to them filed with blanks) and ordered to go into the room and kill whoever is in there.
All three take the gun and disappear inside their respective rooms.
2 mins later the first man comes out crying..."it`s my wife you`ve put in there, I`m sorry I just can`t do it" and hands over the gun. 3 mins later the second man comes out shaking " No, no no I won`t kill my wife....." he too hands over his gun.
Meanwhile in the third room crashes and bangs can be heard.
Finally 20 mins later out comes the 3rd candidate.,a woman.
" Sorry I took so long " she says

3 weeks ago
"But the gun had no bullets and I had to beat him to death with the chair"

WOW! Think about it. That's one way to knock off a spouse and not get prosecuted for it. Just blame it on the CIA.
Can't hardly be given a room at the Gray-Bar Motel for following orders, right!
Thanks for the great laugh to start the day, Nigel