10 Reasons to smile?!
Question:
10 Reasons to smile?
1) Now that food has replace sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
2)I saw a woman wearing a T-shirt with "Guess" on it. I said "implants?" She hit me.
3)How come we choose president out of two people but choose one out of fifty people for Miss America
4)A good friend will bail you out of jail....but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying"Wow! that was fun"
5)I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothes I wouldn't have signed up the first place.
6)When we were young I went"skinny dipping" now I just go"chunky dunk".
7)Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
8)Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
9)Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
10)Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Answers:
thats cute star for u!