JoKeS!!!JoKeS!!!?!
Question:
JoKeS!!!JoKeS!!!?
Hey, people
i need funny jokes just for no reason
exept to laugh at.
Answers:
this guy is speeding down the freeway and a cop pulls him over. upon trying to ticket the guy for speeding, he realized the man has about 30 penguins sitting in his back seat. So the cop is like...
"hey man, you cant be drivin around with all these penguins! Take them to the zoo or something!! They better be in the zoo the next time I see you!"
the driver responds, "yes officer, absolutely, they're going to the zoo"
two days later, same cop sees the same car speeding on the freeway. Pulls him over, and lo and behold, 30 penguins in the back seat!
"hey man" the officer says "I thought I told you to bring these penguins to the zoo!"
the guy responded "Yeah I took them, they liked it so much that today, we're going to the beach!"