Funny or not?!
Question:
Funny or not?
This guy throws up on his shirt in a bar.Now he's all upset.He says to the bartender my wife is going to kill me.I can't go home with this mess on my shirt.
The bartender says to the man don't worry just put a 10 dollar bill in your shirt pocket and when you get home tell you wife someone threw up on you and paid you so you can get it dry cleaned.
So the man takes the advise and goes home.His wife says what happened to your shirt did you throw up on your self again.The man said no honey someone else did that why I have this 10 dollar bill in my shirt.His wife said its a 20 not a 10
The man replys thats right (He Also Took A Dump In My Pants)
Answers:
thats like winning a race in the special olympics. you may have come in first, but you're still a retard.