Busy in heaven?!

Busy in heaven?

Three men go to heaven and meet St.Peter.Peter said "It's really busy in heaven,but if you tell me how you died and it seems like a terrible death to me,you can come in" It was the first guys turn."Hello i will tell you how i died.I was coming back home(apartments) from the grocery store and thought my wife was cheating on me so i came home and i found a man on the railing ready to fall off.(the guy was on the 20th floor)He wanted me to help him but i thought this was the guy that my wife was with so i went to the kitchen got a hammer,and start hammering at his hands so he can fall off.He finally fell off but he was still alive so i got a refridgerator and dropped it on him and he died.3 minutes later i had a heart stroke and died." "That's a terrible death!You can come in." Next! "OK this is my story.I was running on my treadmill for 20 minutes.I got tired and got off.i slipped and fell all the way to the 20th floor.I saw a guy and thought i was saved!But he got a hammer and hammered

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my hands until i coudn't take it anymore and i fell off.i thought i would be alive but then a refriderator fell and me and killed me.." "That's a terrible death!come in." Next it was the last guy."Ok picture this,i'm naked in a refriderator.."

With Heaven there is always hell.. Hell?? don't know what is hell. Read the full explaination here: very funny

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