Jokes or riddles about Stars??!

Jokes or riddles about Stars??

I badly need some jokes/riddles, head games or brain teasers that has to do with Stars. It's for the kids in the summer camp that I work in. Please, any help would be appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

there was a mommy tomato, daddy tomato and a baby tomato walking towards their home....and the baby tomato is keep lacking behind..so the daddy tomato goes back..squish the baby tomato and says:::::::::???? ketchup..........

ok..i'll post some more..


a man lives on the 12th floor, he take the elevator all the way down to the 1st floor to go to work...coming back from work he take the elevator to the 5th and goes up the stairs to 12th floor. why does he take the elevator only to the 5th floor :::::::::: he is short (height)...or u can use man = kid ..is young kid