Proper Humour?!


Question:

Proper Humour?

I'm depressed, I seriously need a laugh before going to bed...And please, don't tell me of how you had the loudest fart in 1964 or how you smeared your crack with creamy peanut butter / honey, and all that lowsy crap - that will only make me weep in frustration...


Answers:

Ok, here's a joke for you...

Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients but felt really guilty about it all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming but once in a while he'd hear a reassuring voice inside him say "Dave, you wouldn't be the first doctor to sleep with one of the patients and you won't be the last plus you're single so just let it go."
But invariably there would be the other voice that would bring him back to reality whispering...
"But Dave you're a Vet".

Hope it cheered you up....


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