School jokes?!
Question:
School jokes?
Teacher: Why weren't you at school yesterday?
little Jonny: My grandpa got burnt
Teacher: l'm sorry to hear that, he wasn't burnt too badly was he?
little jonny: oh, yes. They really know what theyre doing at those crematoriums
After class, a busty 13 yr old girl went up to the male teacher and said. Can you give me a cigarette?
no of course not said the teacher do you want to get me into trouble?
ok she said, but l'd rather have a cigarette
The dean at an exclusive girls school was lecturing students on sexual morality. In moments of temptation she said ask yourself this: Is an hour of pleasure worth a life time of shame?
a girl at the back of the class asked. How do you make it last an hour?
Answers:
True, but funny?