Wrong person?!
Question:
Wrong person?
A man walked into a pub and told the barman if he could get rid of his wife he would.
A bloke over hears this and said i'll do her in for you.
WHO ARE YOU he said.
im archie
AND HOW MUCH WILL IT COST
a pound
A POUND
yep
OK EVERY FRIDAY AT 3 PM SHE GOES TESCO'S AND SHE ALWAYS WEARS A BRIGHT YELLOW HAT.
I'll be their.
so on friday archie sits in the carpark and at 3 a woman in a yellow hat turns up, archie jumps ot of the car runs up to her and strangles her.
2 min later another lady in ayellow hat turns up, not knowing if he got the right one he repeats the act.
The next days headline in the paper read.
ARCHIE CHOKES TWO FOR A POUND AT TESCO'S
Answers:
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