Old sailor?!
Question:
Old sailor?
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for all times sakes.
He hires a prostitute and takes her up to his room. He's going at it as best as he can for a bloke of his age.
He asks,"How am I doing?"
The prostitiute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing three knots."
Three Knots?" he replies,"what's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting you're money back!"
Answers:
LMSIAOSFHISMS I'm knot believing that Thanks for another great laugh