It's my birthday & I just had a long day at work, so I come into my dark apa!
Question:
It's my birthday & I just had a long day at work, so I come into my dark apartment, take off all my clothes...
...walk in the bathroom for a second, come outside cause I forgot a towel, turn the light on and.....
SURPRISE!!!! all my friends and co-workers are here for a surprise birthday party!!!
I am just standing there in shock, coverin my weenie with my hands.
The entire room is dead silent in shock.
What do you yell out to break the ice??
Answers:
"Good thing I'm wearing my Birthday suit...now who wants to blow out my candle?!"