This is a joke not to be taken seriously?!


Question:

This is a joke not to be taken seriously?

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a
moment, then answered,


"Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."


So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We
could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great college!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE
Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" The
boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise
for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million could buy?"


The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on
three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and
a queer.


Answers:

Haha! Best joke I've heard in a month!


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