ADULT PUNs ...............2?!
Question:
ADULT PUNs ...............2?
A twist on a well-known safety poster goes like this. DON'T DRINK AND
PARK-ACCIDENTS CAUSE PEOPLE.
A state trooper notices a car weaving in the road, and when he pulls
it over a beautiful woman gets out. She is clearly under the
influence, but just to make sure he gives her the breathalyzer test.
Sure enough, she's over the limit, so the trooper says, "Madam,
you've had a couple of stiff ones. "Oh," says the lady, "it shows
that too?"
Answers:
How about the trooper that pulls a car over and seeing a well endowed blonde in the front seat, pulls out his penis and she says..."Oh No, not another breathalizer!