My Resume?!


Question:

My Resume?

My Resume:
>
> 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got
canned.
> I couldn't concentrate.
>
> 2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack
it,
> so they gave me the axe.
>
> 3. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -
> mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
>
> 4. Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too
exhausting.
>
> 5. Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to
my
> life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
>
> 6. Next, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it I
couldn't
> cut the mustard.
>
> 7. My best job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.
>
> 8. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any
patience.
>
> 9. Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn 't fit in.
>
> 10. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't
live
> on my net income.
>
> 11. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but
> the work was just too draining.
>
> 12. So then I got a job in a workout center but they said I wasn't fit
for
> the job.
>
> 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job
as a
> historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
>
> 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it
was
> always the same old grind.
>
> 15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
>


Answers:

ME TWOOO! haha...so, what's da question? lol


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