A man walks into a bar with an ostrich on his shoulder and a cat under his arm?!


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A man walks into a bar with an ostrich on his shoulder and a cat under his arm?

He asks the barman for a pint of lager and asks the ostrich and cat if they want one. Yes says the ostrich, yes says the cat but i am not paying. The man gives the barman fifty pounds and tells him to keep the change. He finishes his pint and goes through the same routine again.Yes say the ostrich, yes says the cat but i am not paying. He gives the barman fifty pounds and tells him to keep the change.Baffled, the barman asks him what is going on. Well says the man i was walking in the woods one day when i found a genie lamp.I rubbed it and the genie said i could have three wishes so i asked him for good health, all the money i would ever need, and along legged bird with a tight p-ssy


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awesome!


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