Can anyone make me laugh?!


Question:

Can anyone make me laugh?

I'm kinda down right now :( Something to at least make me smile would would be most appreciated.

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3 weeks ago
Thank you everyone :)


Answers:

What did 50 cent say when i knit him a sweater?

Gee You Knit!!

AHA LOL




HERES another joke:

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."




AND another joke:

A small boy is sent to bed by his father...

[Five minutes later]

"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later]

"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

[Five minutes later]

"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"


i hope that made you laugh, smile and feel better!!!

: D

EDIT: read this...its pretty funny!!
http://www.ahajokes.com/fp050.html...


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