Can anyone make me laugh?!
Question:
Can anyone make me laugh?
I'm kinda down right now :( Something to at least make me smile would would be most appreciated.
Additional Details3 weeks ago
Thank you everyone :)
Answers:
What did 50 cent say when i knit him a sweater?
Gee You Knit!!
AHA LOL
HERES another joke:
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
AND another joke:
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
i hope that made you laugh, smile and feel better!!!
: D
EDIT: read this...its pretty funny!!
http://www.ahajokes.com/fp050.html...