2 women have a boozy night out and as they make their way home they realise they!

2 women have a boozy night out and as they make their way home they realise they have to pee. One woman says?

to her mate, "The cemetary is just up the road, we can nip in there, have a pee behind some old gravestones and nobody will see us!" So they stagger in, find a couple of suitable headstones to duck down behind and relieve themselves. "I haven't got anythiing to wipe with" whispers one woman. "I'm gonna use my knickers and chuck 'em" says the other. "Not bloody likely!" says the first, "I'm wearing designer knickers at forty quid a pair, no way I'm chucking them!" In desperation, she hunts around and manages to find a fresh wreath, so she picks it up and uses that! Satisfied, the 2 women stumble off and continue home. The following morning, one woman's boyfriend calls the other woman's guy, "I think we'll have to keep an eye on our girls mate, mine came home last night without any knickers!" "You could be right", the other guy said, "when mine rolled over in bed I found a card wedged between her bum cheeks that read, "we'll never forget you...all the lads at the firestation!"

My friend sent this to me a little while ago and when I first started to read it, I thought she was talking about one of MY drunken nights out. Relieving our self in a cemetery is something a friend and I have done.

Oh the Shame!!!!!