IN JOKES AND RIDDLES! JUST TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY!?!


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IN JOKES AND RIDDLES! JUST TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY!?

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Well I am trying very hard to answer this "joke" or is it a "riddle"? I have posted maybe three jokes. My biggest problem has always been who to give Best Answer to since is there really a best answer for a joke? I tend to go with most enthusiastic answer! so here is a joke for you:

A married couple is lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep,
and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife
and fondles her special area.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before
returning to read
his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused
assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement
she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown.
I thought it was foreplay,"
The husband says, "No, not at all.

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then!!"?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.


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