Woman's Personal Ad?!
Question:
Woman's Personal Ad?
WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No breasts
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Takes a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - ^@*!#
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
Answers:
L-O-L!
I gotta write this down somewhere!:)