A man goes into a pub and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him a!
Question:
A man goes into a pub and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be mate?"
The man says, "Set me up with five whiskey shots, and make 'em doubles."
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all five are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink 'em this fast too if you had what I have.", said the man.
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man drunkenly replies, "I have a quid."
Answers:
Ha! That's great!
Classic cheapskate-con!
:-D
But I guess You have to have a criminal mind to appreaciate it...
For everyone who doesn't get this:
All he has is a Quid (roughly $1 USD I THINK, mabey less...), anyway it's not NEARLY ENOUGH to pay for 1 shot of whiskey, much less 5...
Shot thi one over to my workmates...they LOVE IT!
Great joke!