Funny Joke!?!


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Funny Joke!?

I read this on yahoo jokes yesterday and thought it was one of the funniest jokes I've herad! I figured I'd post it again today since the board is kinda slow. Star if you like!

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Englishman.

The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".


Answers:

okay. i have two .noke noke. whos there? ya. yahoo i not a wedsite. ok there was a bar and a 3 dogs a sheperd a bulldog and a thewawa a puto come in and said do you like liver and chesse to the sheperd and he said i like liver but not chesse so she gos on.do you like liver and chesse to the bulldog.i like chesse but not liver so she gos on to the chewawa do you like liver and chesse and he said liver her alone chesse with me ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that funny right there


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