Why did the chicken cross the road?!


Question:

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Answers:

to get to the ice cream shop across the street.. where he bought chocolate ice cream, then proceded down the street to the beauty salon to get his hair cut, after the cut he needed a new outfit so he went to Dillards and purchased a whole new wardrobe, on the way out he ran into a really hot penguin, they exchanged numbers and went on their ways.. later that night they ran into each other at a club and decided to hook up.. 9 months later a penguin/chicken baby popped out and the chickens life was ruined.... all because he crossed the road!!!


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