What joke have you heard that you can keep laughing at even after it's been told!
Question:
What joke have you heard that you can keep laughing at even after it's been told a million times?
I'm looking for a joke that never gets old. If you have one, or think you have one, write it down. I give 10 points to whomever has the best one.
Answers:
This one a friend told it to me one night and evertime i read it, it still makes me fall to the floor laughing!
A buisness in a mall was looking for help,so they put up a sign that said they have to type a 1000 word essay, they have to know how to use a fotocopier, and they have to be bilingual. So a dog comes in caring the sign in his mouth. The store clerk says "haha, put that sign back in the window, you can't work here" The dog stands there for a while with the sign and the store clerk says "fine go type me a 1000 page essay" so the dog comes back in a bout 90 seconds and hands him the report.. so store clerk passes him some papers and says "go copy this". So the dog comes back with the papers perfectly copied. And the amazed clerk says sorry but i still can't hire you cuz your not bilingual. And the dog looks at him and says "meow".