The Hunchback of Notre Dame,?!
Question:
The Hunchback of Notre Dame,?
is running down the road,being chased by a group of boys.He shouts," I've told you I haven't got your f*****g ball."
He gets home from work one night,walks into the kitchen
and his wife has got the wok out.He says,"Oh good,we're
having a stir fry tonight." The wife says,"forget it I'm ironing
your shirt."
He fell over one day and rocked himself to sleep trying to get back up !
Answers:
The hunchback....quasimodo..broke the rope of the bell in Notre Dame cathedral & so resorted to ringing the bell by running at it & hitting it a head butt!
One day he ran at the bell but missed & fell to his death from the bell tower..
A crowd assembled around the body on the ground, wondering who he was...
One man stated "I don't know his name....but his face rings a bell!!!!!!"