The last Irish Joke! (Though probably not the best!) My Irish bro-in-law told it!


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The last Irish Joke! (Though probably not the best!) My Irish bro-in-law told it me?

there was this eccentric, American who was desperate to become an Irishman!
Anyway he gets to hear that there's an eminent Brain Surgeon in New York who can perform this type of Operation as a matter of routine.
Eventually he agrees to take on the eccentric American, who signs all the necessary paperwork, disclaimers etc.
The Surgeon warns him that it involves having half his brain removed.
"Thats ok, great, go right ahead" the American replies. So he's duly wheeled into Surgery where the operation's performed.

twenty four hours later the (former) American comes round from the anesthetic and sees Doctors, Nurses and the Surgeon milling around anxiously.
One of the Doctors sees him awake and says " There's been an horrific mistake, they didn't take half your brain away, no, they've removed your entire brain!"
The patient sits up, smiles and replies, "That's quite alright old boy"


Answers:

Why is it the last Irish joke? Your brother in law tell it to a huge British bloke?


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