A longer blonde joke......?!
Question:
A longer blonde joke......?
On a small propeller airplane there is a priest, a cub scout, the smartest blonde in the world, a pregnant lady, and a pilot.
The airplane's engines suddenly stop working and is going to crash within minutes.
There are only 4 parachutes for the 5 people on board.
The pilot says he must take one to report the crash to the airline, out he jumps with one. The pregnant woman says she must save her unborn child, out she jumps with one. The smartest blonde in the world says she will take one, because crashing with the plane is sooooo dumb, out she jumps. So, the priest looks at the 10 year old cub scout and says, son take the last parachute. You have an entire life before you, me I don't have many years left anyway. The cub scout says, no sir, we can both will survive. The priest says there is no way the parachute can support both their weight. The cub scout says, you know that smart blonde, well she grabbed my backpack instead of a parachute.
Answers:
thats a good one........i got one.....a blonde was driving down the road in her convertable car..and out in this field she saw another blonde in a boat rowing away.......the blonde stopped her car and stood up, and said its blondes like you that give us blondes bad names....she said if i could swim i would come out there and kick your butt...lol