What's your 12 step Joke?!

What's your 12 step Joke?

Hi. my name is Steve and....I commit karaoke.

Hi Steve.

I first realized I was in trouble when someone asked me if I Thought Timothy McVey has gone to Heaven after being executed for having blown up that courthouse and killed all those people.

I thought about it for a bit and said, "Probably Not," (Sings)"But he's been to Oklaho-maaaa."

3 weeks ago
Gitargal, since most of us don't own the big book--could you expand your answer to include a quote or two?

lol thats great,
not so much to the second joke tho :(