Conan got deleted agoain but i like this joke do do you?!


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Conan got deleted agoain but i like this joke do do you?

.A woman puts an ad in the paper?

Question Details: for a husband. In her ad she includes the three things that she's looking for in a husband: 1. She wants a man who won't beat her. 2. She wants a man that won't leave her. 3. She wants a really great lover. A few days later the doorbell rings. The woman opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair on her porch. She says, "How may I help you?" He replies that he is there to answer her ad in the paper. She says, "Oh, but I am looking for a man that won't beat me." He replies, "I have no arms. How can I beat you?" She says, "Ok, but I want someone who won't leave me." And he replies, "I have no legs and if you take away my wheelchair I can't even move. How could I leave you?" She nods her head and says, "Well, what I really want is a great lover." The man looks at her and says, "Lady, how do you think I rang the doorbell?!"


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conan got deleted again??hahahaha no wonder i couldn't find him


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