People working in a mine...?!
Question:
People working in a mine...?
then there boss asked one of them:why aren't u working?
guy:I'm a lightbulb!
Boss:get to work!
guy:ok! ****still stands****
then the boss came back .
Boss: huh? y r u still standing!?
Guy:Because i am a lightbulb!
Boss:If i don't c u work when i come back ur fired!
Guy: ok!
the boss came back!
Boss:ARRGG!! UR FIRED!
Guy:ok!
then every leaves....
Boss:wait where r u going?
other guy: we quit how can we work in the dark?
plz star if funny!
3 weeks ago
y do u have 2 go 2 bed?
because the bed can't come 2 u!!
Answers:
good one
The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" and the bartender replied, "I only had to go to bartender school for 10 weeks and I learned to mix a little of this with a little of that and wait a couple of hour s to have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you went to school for 6 years, paid thousands and thousands of pounds, sit session after session using technique after technique, and you still may never hear them!!!!"