Do you know what the difference between God and a Police officer is?!
Question:
Do you know what the difference between God and a Police officer is?
God doesn't think he's a police officer!
Answers:
yeah nice one
A friend asks God where he's going on holiday this year and God replies, "Certainly not earth again. I went there about 2 millenia ago, got some girl pregnant - they haven't stopped talking about it since!"