Blonde Joke?!
Question:
Blonde Joke?
There was this fire in a tall building and three women were trapped on the third floor ( the typical redhead-brunette-blonde trio). The fire volunteers quickly scrambled to the scene with a large and thick blanket tightly held at the edges to act as some sort of a trampoline to catch the damsels in distress.
The redhead jumped first. However, the volunteers missed her by inches and she landed on the ground and ended up with a broken hip.
The brunette jumped next. However the volunteers weren't fast enough and missed her. She also hit the ground and suffered broken legs.
Seeing what happened to the two ladies, the blonde shouted her instructions to the volunteers. "Spread the blanket as wide as you can. Now put it down on the ground. Now back away from the blanket. Just making sure, guys, that when I land, surely won't miss the blanket"
Answers:
LOL good one! A new one for me too, never seen this one before! *****