A strange funeral procession?!


Question:

A strange funeral procession?

A young woman waits for a funeral procession to pass her before she can cross the street.

As she waits, she realizes that something is odd: there are two hearses. Behind them a mysterious-looking woman, dressed in black, walks alone. Behind her walk hundreds of women, single file.

Curious, the young woman approaches the woman in black, and falls in step beside her.

"Excuse me," asks the young woman, "Who are these hearses carrying?"

"In the first lies my husband. We were arguing loudly one night and my doberman attacked him and killed him."

"That's awful!" cries the young woman. "Then who is in the second hearse?"

"My mother-in-law," replies the mysterious woman, "When the doberman attacked my husband she tried to intervene, and It killed her too."

"Oh my!" says the woung woman. She thinks a moment and asks, "This may not be the best time to ask, but may I borrow your dog"

The woman in black stops and points at the hundreds of women bebind her and says simply, "Get in line."


Answers:

John Chancellor said,
'You want to make God laugh? Tell him your plans.'


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