Continuing the religious theme . . .?!


Question:

Continuing the religious theme . . .?

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalum.

Whilst they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband "You can either have her shipped home for $5,000 , or you can have her buried here, in the Holy Land, for $150"

The man thought long and hard about what the undertaker had said, and decided he would have his wife shipped home for burial.

The undertaker asked "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would then only spend $150?"

The man replied " Long ago, a man died here in Jerusalem, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance!"

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BTW I never claimed to have written any of these jokes, just passing them on cos they made me laugh!


Answers:

That's the funniest Jewish joke I've ever heard. It reminds me of another joke. An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon,perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes Dad,what is it?" "Don't be nervous my son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me your mother is going to come live with you and your wife..."


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