Pig..........lights flashing!!!?!

Pig..........lights flashing!!!?

A farm-hand was out checking fences in his four-wheel drive when he hit a pig.He radioed the farm for advice.
"The pig stuck in the ballbar and is still alive but kicking and squealing so much I can't get it free"he said.
"Okay," said the farmer."In the back of the 4x4 there's a 303.Put it to the pig's head and shoot it.When it's body goes limp you'll be able to get it off the ballbar and throw it in the bushes."
About 45 minutes later the farm-hand called in again:"I did what you said,boss.I shot the pig in the head,It went all limp and I got it out of the ballbar,no problem.But still can't go on.
"Why not?"Asked the farmer."What's the problem?"
"Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch"............

3 weeks ago
O. K WHATS GOING ON HERE THEN??

lol!!!!!!!!
so so funny..

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