3 construction workers are taking their lunch atop the skyscraper they are build!
Question:
3 construction workers are taking their lunch atop the skyscraper they are building. The first one, an Italian
opens his lunch box and says, "Pizza again! If my wife sends me pizza for lunch one more time I'm going to jump off this building" The second man, a Mexican, opens his lunch to find burritos. "Burritos again! If my wife sends me burritos for lunch one more time I'm going to jump off this building too"
The third man, a Polack, opens his lunch to find sausage. "Sausage again! If I get sausage for lunch one more time I'm going to jump off this building, too" The next day the Italian opens his lunch. Pizza. Off the top of the building he goes. The Mexican opens his lunch. Burritos Off the top of the building he goes. The polack opens his lunch. Sausage Off the top of the building he goes.The families host a joint funeral for the three men. The Italian's wife says "Oh if only I had known I would never have sent him pizza for lunch" The Mexican's wife says, "Oh, if only I had known I would have made something different" The Polacks wife says, "I would have but that dummy made his own lunch"
3 weeks ago
Jamie_Gundaya....
don't you mean you READ it the last time it was WRITTEN
Answers:
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so tragically funny…LMAO!!! You earned yourself a star!!!